Number of days until I get on that damned plane: 5
Number of lego figures gifted to me so I "won't forget about" my 8-year-old cousin: 1
Number of times I had to remind my 10-year-old cousin this was the final goodbye so she should really turn off that Nicki Minaj video she and some friends had recorded so I could hug her goodbye because I had to leave now: 4
Number of glasses of wine consumed this evening: 2
Number of things left on my to-do list: 1746.3333333
Number of things completed from my to-do list today: 2.3333333
It does not look good, ladies and gentlemen. It does not look good.